ROMANTICAL MOMENTS WITH THE MISTER . . .

The Mister:

Gross, my piss stinks like yours.

Me:

What? You think my urine smells.

The Mister:

I didn't say that!

Me:

Yeah you did. I heard you. Then what did you say?

The Mister:

I said that I stink like you.

Me:

What? Is that supposed to be better?

The Mister:

No, I meant to say that I stink.

Me:

LIKE ME!!!

If this doesn't scream Valentine's romance, I don't know what does.