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Jan

I am wearing my CFM boots.
Some statements shouldn’t be made by a middle aged woman, especially during a family gathering. More importantly, don’t ever try to whisper in my ear what CFM stands for because I cannot guarantee that my facial reaction will behave itself. Leave it to the mother-in-law to make even my unborn child suddenly uncomfortable.